Some good things.
OH NO, I SPILLED WATER ON MYSELF!
Mike Lawson podcast re diagnosis: for Bigfoot family, this qualify as excellent story for children (harmless F bomb warning), as long as turn off before fan emails portion of show.
Will IT GF?
When IT = New York Times no-boil macaroni and cheese miracle, answer = it will! Takes longer, and also Bigfoot change cheese-blender part accidentally but accident helped. Consult real recipe for correct way.
Cover w. foil & bake in preheated oven for half an hour. Stir. Sprinkle on the remaining cheddar and bake fifteen minutes more. WHAT? Pasta is still hard? Cover with foil and bake 15 minutes more.
Math: 196g CHO/whole thing.
AGATIZED TO BE MORE LIKE CHALCEDONY/BETTER FOR A SALAD
Bigfoot very enthusiastic this salad bowl. Bigger = better. Originally thought agitized wood, like AGITATED. Like annoyed a piece of wood so much you turned it into stone. Projecting. Term is agatized, as in made to be like agate, i.e. “a fine-grained, fibrous variety of chalcedony with colored bands or irregular clouding” or whatever. Always wanted ridiculously large no-maintenance salad bowl. (Crosses item off bucket list.) Also, not sure why, only costs $15 at cooking shop.
MY SHARE’S ON VIBRATE FOR YOU
Adjusting to wonder of Share. Still did not set it up Kim-style/integrate w. iPhone Health. Will do. Yet already amazed. Yet not really sure how to utilize.
One unexpected boon: if can’t lay hands on receiver, but Share = working, keen detective confident the receiver is not irretrievably lost. It is here somewhere.
During school, rarely look. And if look, only look hoping to see 100 straight arrow. High/low feel = “I’m sure he’s fine and I wish I hadn’t peeked.” No action. Also, all day, Bigfoot phone on vibrate. So never get alerts. Because no vibrate. For Share. Or maybe just need read instruction manual.