Visitor dog pee in house. Clean up. Begrudge. Moment later, discover also poo. Argh! Clean up but now entire frame of mind = indoor excrement.
Simultaneous: see Elena’s Pantry email w. this cake.
Perfect timing. Fast-easy-fragrant-forgiving cake. Also I’m sorry I can’t help wash the floor or the urine-soaked items, I happen to be in the middle of baking a cake.
Real recipe here. (Same link as above.)
Bigfoot lazy method:
Oven 350F. Grease a 9″ springform pan with coconut oil & dust with almond flour. Into a Vitamix, in this order: 3 eggs, 1/2 cup honey or coconut nectar, 1/4 cup melted coconut oil, 2.5 cups almond flour, 1/4 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp. baking soda. Blend until perfectly smooth and spread into prepared pan. For the topping, combine 1/4 cup melted coconut oil, 2T (tablespoons!) cinnamon, 1/4 c coconut sugar, and 1/2 cup finely chopped walnuts. Sprinkle this evenly over the top of the batter. Run an offset spatula over the top, lightly pressing the topping into the cake. Bake 20 minutes. Rotate pan. Bake 10-ish minutes more, or until set and dark brown. Run a thin knife around the edge of the pan and remove the springform ring. Allow to cool for as long as you can stand it.
Meanwhile, Bigfoot fasting BG all ferned up: