My Clothes are Black but My Bread is Brown.

My hauldi

My hauldi.

Fun, fun, fun!

Aldi: OMG.

Heard about/went for the GF bread. Notice:

  • It is not frozen.
  • It costs $4 (vs. Udi’s $7 at Shaw’s, $6.50 at Whole Foods, $5 at Target.)
  • It feels nice.
  • It is sliced into normal-sized slices (vs. Udi’s smallness in square inches combined with over-thickness.)
  • The ingredients are normal things (water, tapioca, potato, brown rice, corn starch, sunflower oil, sugar, psyllium husk, yeast, egg, cellulose*, salt, millet, chia seeds, dextrose*, another kind of cellulose*, caramel color*)(* = You might not use these ingredients at home, but…)
  • Net 12g CHO/slice.

Drive home sing along radio and, just as approach bridge, this is gonna be a good life song comes on and start crying tiny bit from—along w. view plus overtired—anticipation of possible better bread. For the children. Sniff. Pull into driveway just at moment boys debark school bus, sunny, cold, tiny bit snow swirl. PERFECT.

Eating thisfast

Eating thisfast

LET’S MAKE GRILLED CHEESE.

Notice:

  • This bread is the correct size for standard pre-cut squares of cheese.
  • It toasts to a normal toasty color (vs. Udi’s uneven sudden dark spots/untoasted elsewhere)
  • It toasts at a rate that affords cheese the opportunity to melt.
  • Children saying This is so good and No, it’s not so much that it’s actually good so much as it’s just that it is so normal. I love it.

BUT IS IT ANY GOOD IN A NON-COOKED SANDWICH SUCH AS A PB&J?

  • Yes.
  • It is just like a 1983 PB&J.
Please leave me a crust.

Please leave me a crust.

Also got (at Aldi) these:

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IMG_2217 IMG_2215 IMG_2208But not these:

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But I do like the name Clancy.

IMG_2200 IMG_2207 IMG_2199IMG_2211Devotion:

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4 responses to “My Clothes are Black but My Bread is Brown.

  1. Yay for normal gluten free bread!!!!

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  2. shannon

    you straight up titled this post with a housemartins lyric, then linked to the video. we were destined to be friends, of this i am certain.

    aldi’s are plentiful here, i had no idea they were such a GF mecca.

    the curly steam lines coming from your milky tea have charmed the pants off me.

    love the thisfast pic ❤

    FIFI FUUUN FUUUN FUUUUUUUN

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  3. I’ve never seen this bread and because i live in Canadaland it might be awhile.
    Lately we found the NEW Glutino bread to kick Udi’s ass. It comes frozen as well as on the shelf, depends where you go and it’s the closest thing to normal bread we’ve had.
    We eat it very sparingly because we’re trying to cut down on processed stuff but it sure is the bomb-diggity.

    Also, I want to colour pictures again now

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  4. melissabalandlee

    Love this. Need to go to an Aldi now.

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