JACK TO B: it’s no treble not no trouble.
B, UNCONCERNED, CONTINUES SINGING: …a little more booty to hold at niiight…
Bigfoot apparently similar lack concern. Give child phone for emergency, but not bother look at own phone. La la la.
“Feel like gonna faint soon…” Sent @2:13pm.
2:20pm child off bus in house. Did you get my texts?
BIGFOOT: (Reaching for phone) Nooo…
BUBS: I feel really low.
BF: (Reading) You even made a 2nd draft ❤ ❤ <—Not say out loud.
BUBS: I was really low on the bus.
BF: Did you have something?
B: No. I didn’t know how much to take.
BF: Well it doesn’t matter the specific amount, just eat tabs or Skittles, just anything, whatever you can find in your bag. (Rummaging in bag.) You’ll always have a tube of Glucolift and some kind of…see, here, there are some Starbursts. Even blue ones.
B: (Testing with BG kit on kitchen counter) That’s why I was texting you. I didn’t know which thing to have. Fifty-six.
BF: Can you eat this banana?
B: (Eating banana.)
BF: Next time, just get some sugar in your mouth and don’t text me first. Or if you text me, don’t wait to hear back from me. Or text me while you’re eating something. I’m glad you’re ok.
B: But next time, may you please read my texts?
One hand, touché. Other hand, if Bigfoot Bigfoot friend, not Bigfoot self, definitely give Bigfoot break. Sometimes skirt not have pockets, not always notice phone bleeps and buzzes right at moment of bleep-buzz. Pobody nerfect. Other hand, kid need help; confused, low person not operate peak brain performance. Need reliable text-helper. Why else child carry phone?
Next day, Bigfoot do better. Bubs at acting class. Middle of class, text arrive. Bigfoot ON IT.
Bigfoot TOO on it: