Happy Diabetes Blog Week Day Two!
It’s a Poem About The Ping Breaking Last Night
I can’t believe his pump broke
the battery was hot.
Ping’s help desk said to disconnect
The doctor said what what
Inject twelve units Lantus
and we’ll get this party started.
Aw, you’ll remember how to dose;
let’s see when last we charted
So zero point five per fifty
if he tips over one hundred
but not until one-fifty’s breached
and numbernumber hmm-blim blumberd
For carbs let’s use one to fifteen
while he’s at school, at least.
And don’t forget it’s not precise
no matter what he eats
Round up (not down) and once (not twice);
check Dex, but not too much.
We’re really on a roll
I think I have the magic touch.