Apple not usually in bag. Usually pick from tree, or ask farmer place bushel in handmade hemp sack. But today buy apples in bag. With nutrition information on bag. Bigfoot not need read. Know 15g/apple.
But whoa. Catch eye. THIRTY-FOUR G’s, this apple wrapper brag.
Learn in hospital apple, orange, plum, pear, cup of berries, cup melon = 15g. Whatever fruit available, it 15g. Only specialty fruit is banana @15g per half banana. Assume pineapple different–because so big, mango–because so dense/big. Sometimes, if apple bizarrely large, maybe count 20g CHO. But feel illegitimate whole time. Because Apple. 15. Surely most iconic, plain fruit. Apple: fruit :: finger: base ten mathematics. Entire counting system based on apple.
More 15 Lies:
- Eat 15, wait 15 for hypo: only accurate for 160-pound sedentary male no IOB, no food, no friends
- Freshman 15, the weight gain: measured in milligram, high school friend not notice
- Route 15 Pennsylvania, the road: surprise that’s West Virginia/ not DC
- 15 minutes with you: Morrissey def. say no
- Quinceañera, the party: probably OK wear running shorts/no need style hair