Everyone so hot. Glasses slide down nose as soon as push up—need Croakies! Maybe some kind of full-body Frio–Tallygear-Croakies hybrid. So hot entire ocean infested w tiny marine critters. Entire Atlantic Ocean not hot, but not cold.
But maybe still want eat/cook.
Gingersnap Ice Cream Sandwiches
Acquire Trader Joe’s Triple Ginger Snaps (@3-ishg CHO/snap). Use for sandwich comprised 2 snaps + 1 tiny adorable scoop Clemmy’s Vanilla Bean Sugar Free Ice Cream. 1 hour in freezer, sealed in box, hidden under butcher paper parcels chicken legs.
Already brag anyone listen: serve this ice cream 1 diabetic person + 4 plain people, no one suspect low carb, not even eager-complain food snob child. With Clemmy’s, count each sandwich 7g CHO. With H-Dazs, maybe 10g CHO.
Not actually make yet, only intense pine for. Bonus for person w. melted brain: Z-dub tally carbs.
For less delicious no-stove version, slice banana, waxed paper, freeze slices, drizzle/glob Magic Shell (<—link for cooler day). Eat or store in freezer.
Here’s a terrible popsicle. Even popsicle salesperson hate this popsicle. Free sample person @BJ’s develop tentative patter as pass around sample tray: it’s not bad for sugar-free, is it? Isn’t it not so terrible tasting for sugar-free? Right? Maybe try the grape…
Sophisticated Lady Beer Dessert
Bigfoot attempt acquire taste this cocktail. Not just for affectation. Also because like idea of beer on rocks, because bottle/can lukewarm two shakes lamb’s tail because so hot. More beer cocktails. Suitable dessert for adult only, erbvrsly.
Also remember: freeze glasses.
Kale & mint take over garden. Not sure how eat large quantity mint. But kale: shake bugs off leaves curly, lacinato, whatever. One big bouquet. Vitamix w. frozen half banana, cup frozen pineapple, pint coconut water. Drink breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Any Fruit Salsa
Dice up plums, peaches, mangoes, nectarines–> big bowl. For 4-peach batch, mince 1 seeded jalapeno, 1 shallot, big handful cilantro. Squeeze on lime, drizzle honey. Stir. Salt possible. Eat w. chips or spoon.
Or trick someone else into grill fish & eat w. fish.