Love Dexcom G4 so much. When lose, break heart. When find, celebrate.
Neighborhood boy find Bubs’s Dex on road. This boy obsessed John Deere tractors. Maybe “obsessed” wrong term. Appear obsessed to outside observer. Because drive everywhere on John Deere Tractor. Anyway, for thank heroic tractor boy, order monogrammed John Deere Eyecookies.
Promise self never leave vital device unmarked again. Unable quickly find professional, suitable label. Use paper tape/Sharpie.
While Dexcom missing, soothe wounded heart with internet-shop flashy outfits. For Dexcom. Tallygear Neon Yellow quickly become top choice. Visibility! Few days after hero neighbor tractor aficionado find Dex, Neon Yellow arrive. Perfect! Bubs love! Wear Flava Flav style or wear on Spibelt. Tallygear happy Bigfoot find Dex too. For help celebrate good luck send two additional DexcomG4 outfits for giveaway.
Bigfoot never have giveaway. This first time! Not sure anyone read. Tell Tallygear maybe no one attend this party despite so desirable prizes. So. Please. If read + love Dexcom/want little suit Dexcom/want protect Dex OR no Dex but could use for hold Altoids Minis/medical spliffs. Please enter contest.
Would you like to win one of two Tallygear suits for your Dexcom? Leave a comment describing your favorite thing about diabetes and you will be entered to win. You can post & tweet about it to be friendly, but that won’t help you because I don’t have the skills and I am going to Baltimore now. I promise to choose at random by a generally accepted official method and figure out a way to mail the prize to you. Winners will also receive a past-season puffy animal sticker or sticker of a dog wearing a past-season jaunty hat.
Contest end Friday, April 19th.
The winners are CAREY and ERIN. Hooray! I’ll try to figure out how to contact you now.