CGM vibrate low warning 76. Bigfoot lollygag under covers, read email, diddle Facebook, Funny babies! + Your new school sounds great! + Hi! + Ooh, cake in a mug! etc. CGM 61 before feet hit floor. 30+ minutes before realize: a thing is happening and I am supposed to figure out a thing to do.
Check BG: 69. Not want walk downstairs Juicy Juice. So far away! Re-check BG: 71. We should get a mini-fridge and keep it in the—OK. Find headlamp. Trudge down/up staircase. Brush Juicy Juice straw against Bubs’s cheek, mouth auto-twist onto straw, three long tugs, roll over definitive “that’s all” pose, face wall. Gently shake Juicy Juice gauge emptiness, feels 75% gone, for night-math 75%(15g) = 10g.
CGM crossed off martini glass/no thongs allowed = stay awake to check again in 15 minutes. Then notice hair all bedhead. Decide I can brush my hair and watch the first half of a show. Then realize can’t tend bedhead while don headphones. That why place computer on toilet seat, sit bathroom floor, volume low (for considerate other sleepers), brush hair, CGM still no martini/no thong. Show pretty funny. Brush and brush and brush hair, forget why awake. Watch commercial. Brush and oh, right.
BG 97. CGM still no martini/no thong. Now kind of awake. Read book try sleep. 4AM. Alarm set 6:20AM because promise pre-lacrosse game breakfast. Maybe just stay awake? Or at least stay awake until martini glass/big-booty thong permitted w. one cheek pressed against tipped-over keg.
5. Juicy Juice
8. already-read book
3. soft bathroom rug or soundproof television-viewing nook or headphones/don’t brush hair
Inverse this book, read by Samuel L. Jackson.