Seriously? Not want take part historic sweetie packet taste test?
BUBS: It just kind of feels like you’re teasing me
JACK: Nawwww. We didn’t even like the sugar! Please try it!
BIGFOOT: We can try it on Dad
Later, Dad (legendary sugar-lover) choose Truvia.
Truvia: “That’s obviously sugar. It’s the only one that tastes good and I can tell by the size of the grains.”
Sugar: “That’s the Monkfish.”
Stevia in the Raw: “That’s just heinous.”
Monk Fruit in the Raw: “That might be sugar but the grains seem like the wrong shape.”
It final: Congratulation, Truvia = champion.