Several unusual Target/GameStop circumstances converge, Bigfoot & Sons wind up late school-night dinner TGIFridays. Jack always very curious this restaurant because hanker opportunity try jalapeno poppers.
Pre-pre-dinner BS check (so if low, can correct in time for fat fatty food<–proud foresight): 209. Pffffft.
Waiter arrive take order.
BIGFOOT: I’d like the black bean burger, with sweet potato fries. And a Sam Adams. Small
WAITER: And for you, my man?
JACK: I’ll have the cheeseburger, sweet potato fries, and water to drink
WAITER: And for you, sweetheart?
BUBS: Uh…(turns red)…I’ll have the cheeseburger, and fries, and a Diet Coke
WAITER: From the kids’ menu or the adults’ menu, sweetie?
BUBS: Uh…(stares at Bigfoot)…the kids’ menu…?
WAITER: What is it? She’s shy? Does she want the sweet potato fries like her brother?
BUBS: (In an aside to Bigfoot: should we tell him?) I’ll have the regular fries, please
So hard not laugh at waiter think Bubs girl, tears spring out of eyes like Loony Toon. Many months pass since Bubs mistaken for girl. Waiter probably think Shit! I can not determine the gender of this child! I’ll call it “Sweetheart,” because it’s probably a girl. Look at that long hair. When Diet Coke preference revealed: Aha! I knew it was a girl all along! She’s just turning red because she’s shy!
Pre-dinner BS check (mere moment after pre-pre dinner BS check): 275 (PFFFFFFT.)
Despite gender identity insult, boys love TGIFriday’s. So many sports television. Dessert name “Cup of Dirt” = chocolate pudding, smash-up Oreo, gummy worms. Nutrition information on corporate web site: 79g carbs. Bigfoot assume will be huge. When arrive small ramekin, doubt could really be 79g. If guessing without internet assistance, guess 35, 40 tops. But Bubs already so high. Not want underestimate Cup of Dirt potential sugar. Hope 79 really true, bolus for 79g.
Could be long night gender-neutral sweetheart. Bedtime: 196. No correction because IOB because crappy dinner (black bean burger/sweet potato fries/slightly flat beer actually very delicious) much later than usual.