March 2012 in like lion, out like hot lamb. Bigfoot not coin this expression, swipe from smart friend. March 2012 record for hot; also record for Bigfoot child miss school/arrive late. Know on verge get 2nd principal warning letter, gently remind family attend school important, try harder not be tardy.
Best part arrive late school: sign book of shame after father of little girl late every day. Book of shame require name, time, homeroom, want hot lunch yes/no, and REASON. Always late girl father offer imaginative answer, new every time: ANT ATTACK! Or ALIEN INVASION! Or SHARK BIT OFF MY LEGS! Bigfoot try best put true answer: Maternal laziness. Didn’t realize how long it would take on bikes. Overslept. Incorrigible brother. Lost shoe. Endocrinologist. Most parent leave REASON blank. That too bad. Bigfoot curious.