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Life lessons: when you see something like this at a tag sale, you should buy it

Life lessons: when you see something like this at a tag sale, you should buy it

Bank. Visit human teller, like person from 1987, because need $10′s.

BIGFOOT: Hi, I’d like to cash a check (presents check)

TELLER: Well now, that’s something you don’t see every day

BIGFOOT: Oh, right. I know. I need some tens, so I can’t use the ATM

TELLER: No, I mean Joslin. Must be nice getting something back from them for once, am I right?

BIGFOOT: Oh, I guess

TELLER: Is it you who makes use of their services?

BFOOT: …?

TELLER: I mean do you have diabetes?

BFOOT: Well, I have a son with Type 1 diabetes, and so my other son and I were in a research study at Joslin for relatives of people with Type 1. That’s why I got that check

TELLER: That’s terrible. I have Type 2 but Type 1 (shakes head). It’s so much worse for a kid

BF: Aw, do you really think so?

TELLER: Not being able to do the things other kids do. Not being able to fit in…it’s too hard. Kids hate being different

BF: Well, my son LOVES it. I’d hate to have your haircut, outfit, or mannerisms though (<–not say)

BF: Mmmhmmm (<–say)

TELLER: I think it’s so sad

BF: Fuck you (not say)

BF: Tens. Fantastic. Thank you (say)

Meanwhile, New Haven: Jack officially develop classic teplizumab rash! Yay, yay, yay. (Yay because not placebo. Yay!)

Bigfoot say other thing

Bigfoot sure this not right placement Pinterest button

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