Porn for D-Moms

(there was a picture from porn for women here.)
From Porn for Women. No images from Porn for D-Moms available.

Chronicle Books may do well add new volume Porn for Women series. Cover photo Porn for D-Moms: bespectacled BrownUniversity endocrinologist extend toward viewer paper showing A1C score_____. (To be determined; focus group choose 6.9 vanilla fantasy/5.5 for hardcore.) Today Bigfoot starring role this quasi-erotic scene.

And he grew an inch, and gained 3 lbs. More free porn ideas for Chronicle!

Dr. Doughnut not say word, only hand paper with number. Important remember: naive Bigfoot anticipate A1C 10+.

BIGFOOT: 6.9?

DR. DOUGHNUT: Yep. Nothing wrong with that

BFOOT: How can his A1C be OK when he has been high so much?

DR. DNUT: He’s only high for isolated periods, then he comes right down

BFOOT: ??? (small tear of joy emerges)

Many women prefer written porn to visual. D-moms often prefer straight up numerical.

DD: Listen. This is excellent. Once you’re under 7, it’s all diminishing returns. Do you hear me? You know what I mean? (Slices line diagonally through the air with an open palm, fingers held tightly together.) It’s not linear. It’s curvilinear. In terms of long-term effects, a 6.9 is almost equivalent to a 6.1, get it? It’s getting down from 8 or 9 where you get the bang for your buck, do you know what I’m saying?

(there used to be a picture of a guy in betabrand’s disco pants here)
We may disagree on the best color for a FastClix, but every woman can agree on these pants.

More Porn for D-moms. Picture #2 Husband, poss. dressed in sequined pants: Why don’t you take the summer nights off, gorgeous? I don’t need to sleep for a few months. Picture #3 Restaurant Menu: Welcome to Pinky’s Organic Cafe, all carb counts verified by Atkins dieters with OCD. And Picture #4 FastClix display: Help Yourself! Kelly green, VW Bug Pop Orange, peony magenta…

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Is D-mom a generic term for the mothers of diabetic children, or does it usually refer specifically to D-mom on D-mom dot com? I meant to use it in a generic way, and didn’t at all mean to imply that the famous D-mom is getting kinky with her child’s endocrinology records.

Bigfoot say other thing

Bigfoot sure this not right placement Pinterest button

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