Sure, send them over for lunch! 20 calories per person should suffice.
No school. Some kids over for afternoon. Lunch = lavash pizza, reduced-juice juice pouches, berries, cucumbers.
Before eat Bigfoot warn newcomers: This pizza is kind of flimsy. Worried boys not eat pizza substitute but hoover up two cookie-cooling racks lavash pizza approximately five minutes.
20 minutes after lunch, Bigfoot working. Small voice Um, Mrs. Bigfoot, I think…I think I might still be hungry.
BIGFOOT: You just had lunch, honey. I’m not offering a snack now. I am working. There are still some cucumbers and berries. Have those!
STARVING CHILD: Okay, thank you. (NOMNOMNOM Starving Child eats.)
Ten minutes later…
JACK: Mom, is there anything we could have for a snack?
BFOOT: You just had lunch. I’m working. I am not at your service! I have to concentrate! Have the rest of the cucumbers! (Gestures toward cucumber plate, which is bare.) Oh.
Just some yogurt with fresh, seasonal toppings: heritage breed peeps, mini-eggs from Araucana hens (blue), hot liquid Nutella, etc.
Dawn on Bigfoot not give children enough food. So low carb everyone hungry, no energy play—only enough energy for hover around Bigfoot/whimper. This excuse for how come Bigfoot volunteer take chatty, hungry troop Froyo World Frozen Yogurt Lounge. Also Bigfoot have gift card.
Without the privacy dots they look just like One Direction.
Not sweat. Always swag 100g for machine-extruded icy desserts w. candy toppings.
CGM just after trash empty cup:
Hey, it’s Wendy’s lucky number—surely a harbinger of swagcess!
CGM 20 minutes later:
Double monkey schlongs. They still offend me, but I guess it’s to be expected after eating a bowl of Peeps.
Soon after, no monkeys/no arrows at all:
No arrows. What’s that supposed to mean?
And then # went down, never having popped much above 200, everything resolved no problem. Bravo. Well played.
THE END.
But then! Pre-dinner:
THREE HOURS after the eating of the Froyo, a 2nd hump! This is what happens when parents don’t know how to combo bolus for crazy snacks.
After spike/correction, see almost perfect bell curve, as if for reminder not everyone able achieve A+.
7PM and the Froyo Drama comes to a close.
LESSON: figure out some kind of combo/ ++temp basal strategy for future insane-jumbo dessert. Could notice/learn this sans CGM but much easier w. CGM spell whole story out. Thank you, CGM. Bigfoot learn.
