D-camp open house. Wow! Bigfoot surrounded by normal D-people in the flesh. Not
psycho obsessive crème de la crème hyper-aware/inform/diligent/intense/communicative/psycho/obsessive sorts Bigfoot accustomed.
BOY: Does Bubs have a pump?
BIGFOOT: Yes. Do you have one too?
BOY: No, I was only diagnosed a year ago so it’s too soon
BFOOT: He likes it
BOY’s MOTHER: We really want one, but his endocrinologist wants us to keep a blood sugar log first, and we haven’t been able to get to that yet
BF: The fuck? You’re not writing down every one of his blood sugars on a chart and saving it forever? <–Not say
ANOTHER MOM: Is that a CGM?
BIGFOOT: Yes, we just started this week. It’s really cool
A THIRD MOM: What’s it for?
ANOTHER MOM: It gives tons of data points, so you can see where there blood sugar is going, and it can warn you of highs and lows
THIRD MOM: So what would that be good for?
BFOOT: Well, it’s great at night—I mean, it wakes us up if he is going low
3rd MOM: And then what?
BF: Then I can give him juice or…to keep him from…being low, I guess
3rd MOM: Well, he shouldn’t be low at night anyway
BF: That’s true
These examples not for snobby, just…everyone family unique style D-care, all kids play in field jolly/smiley/thrive/run/soccer, meanwhile probably all parents think all other parents kind of insane.
Clever Jujitsu for Unjust Double Monkey Schlongs
Double monkey schlongs! Check w. meter: 156. Ask spouse veryfastvoice what can I do? It’s saying he’s high and rising superfast and I know I can’t calibrate unless we have the straight arrow but I want the thing to know it’s wrong because it is so way off do you think I should calibrate anyway what do you think? Masterful Bigfoot Spouse reply—so smart—try remember for next time: you could wait. Until you see a straight arrow. You know?
Sure nuf Bigfoot follow sage advice. By end of day (24 hours post insert sensor) #s match up.
Crazy Purple Tea
Clipper Tea so nice package. Also friend recommend. Bigfoot buy berry flavor,
think Bubs might like alternative peppermint because on sale. Tasty w. bonus: freaky color when add milk. Not for faint-hearted. Excellent choice for child enjoy freakish color hot evening beverage.
Seems Like But No
Glad Press ‘n’ Seal wrap seem like yes but not remain on abdomen through duration one short shower. (Still await Flexifix Opsite tape.)