Good Things XVI

Some good things.

OH NO, I SPILLED WATER ON MYSELF!

Mike Lawson podcast re diagnosis: for Bigfoot family, this qualify as excellent story for children (harmless F bomb warning), as long as turn off before fan emails portion of show.

Will IT GF?

When IT = New York Times no-boil macaroni and cheese miracle, answer = it will! Takes longer, and also Bigfoot change cheese-blender part accidentally but accident helped. Consult real recipe for correct way.

Oven 375F. Butter a 9" cast iron skillet or other pan of that capacity.  BLENDER: 2c milk, an entire pound of grated cheddar (but set aside one giant handful), 1c cottage cheese, etc.

Oven 375F. Butter a 9″ cast iron skillet or other pan of that capacity. BLENDER: 2c milk (26g CHO), an entire pound of grated cheddar (but set aside one giant handful)(0g CHO), 1c cottage cheese (10g CHO), seasonings (0g CHO): dry mustard, s&p, cayenne. Not pictured: nutmeg.

Stir in 8 ounces of macaroni. I stirred it into the blender container but I didn't blender it.

Stir in 8 ounces of GF elbows (160g CHO.) I stirred it into the blender container but naturally I didn’t turn the blender ON to stir it. Dump this mixture into the prepared skillet. It will be mostly cheese sauce with occasional bits of pasta swimming in it. Swirl in all but a sprinkling of the set-aside cheddar.

Cover w. foil & bake in preheated oven for half an hour. Stir. Sprinkle on the remaining cheddar and bake fifteen minutes more. WHAT? Pasta is still hard? Cover with foil and bake 15 minutes more.

Cover with foil & bake in that preheated oven for half an hour. Sprinkle on the remaining cheddar and bake half an hour more. WHAT? The pasta is still hard? Cover with foil and bake 15 minutes more. Let it rest while you make a salad and then it will be ready.

Let it rest while you make a salad and then it will be ready.

Grab your Gatorade bottle of lukewarm lacrosse water and light a candle. Serve with salad.

Grab your Gatorade bottle of lukewarm lacrosse water and light a candle. Serve with giant salad.

Math: 196g CHO/whole thing.

Thank you and good night.

Thank you and good night. 

AGATIZED TO BE MORE LIKE CHALCEDONY/BETTER FOR A SALAD

Bigfoot very enthusiastic this salad bowl. Bigger = better. Originally thought agitized wood, like AGITATED. Like annoyed a piece of wood so much you turned it into stone. Projecting. Term is agatized, as in made to be like agate, i.e. “a fine-grained, fibrous variety of chalcedony with colored bands or irregular clouding” or whatever. Always wanted ridiculously large no-maintenance salad bowl. (Crosses item off bucket list.) Also, not sure why, only costs $15 at cooking shop.

MY SHARE’S ON VIBRATE FOR YOU

Adjusting to wonder of Share. Still did not set it up Kim-style/integrate w. iPhone Health. Will do. Yet already amazed. Yet not really sure how to utilize.

One unexpected boon: if can’t lay hands on receiver, but Share = working, keen detective confident the receiver is not irretrievably lost. It is here somewhere. 

Current settings:

These are the settings I have carefully determined make the most sense for our family: the pre-set settings.

These are the settings I have carefully determined make the most sense for our family: the pre-set settings.

During school, rarely look. And if look, only look hoping to see 100 straight arrow. High/low feel = “I’m sure he’s fine and I wish I hadn’t peeked.” No action. Also, all day, Bigfoot phone on vibrate. So never get alerts. Because no vibrate. For Share. Or maybe just need read instruction manual.

Bigfoot say other thing

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