Deep sleep. Phone ringing, ringing, ringing. Probably one of our parents calling to say another one of our parents is dead. Bigfoot parents more reserved—would wait until morning. Ringing, ringing, ringing. Gah! Let it go to voicemail! Must be one of Bigfoot Spouse’s parents. They should really wait to tell us until morning, because there’s nothing we can do about it.
BIGFOOT: What time is it?
BIGFOOT: Your phone
BF: Your phone
BSPOUSE: (Rolls over, turns off phone)
BF: Why was it ringing like that weird kind of ring?
BF: That different ring
BF: Was he low and it’s an alarm to wake you up?
BF: He was low again?
BSP: No, it was weird. I gave him half a unit
Now Bigfoot little bit awake for piece together situation, Spouse utterly unstirrable. Bed time: 76. Half a glass of milk. 10PM: 57 Must have over-bolused for the cake. 15g CHO Juicy Juice. 10:30 90-something. Good enough for me; I’m asleep. 12AM: 178 <—that courtesy BSpouse; must have been up cleaning after little dinner party, decide might as well check again before retire. 12:30AM 199 <—BSpouse again. Must have been worried #climbing? 0.45u. This bring story to 2AM phone ringing + Current Episode WTF Mystery Theatre. 300.
- Miss Scarlett in the infusion site with a bloody clog?
- Professor Plum in the liver with an organic glucagon response to the low?
- Mrs. Peacock with a juice concentrate accident in the Juicy Juice juice box factory?
- Colonel Mustard with a cannula kink?
- Mrs. White with carby residue on the fingertip?
Get carried away with accuse Mrs. White, wipe finger alcohol, retest, during 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 forget other suspects: 306. Suggested correction: 1.35, Bigfoot dose 1.55 for luck. Then remember other characters.
Miss Scarlett: Check site. Can ascertain plugged in. Not wet. Visual exam by VerioIQ screen light reveal looks OK
Prof. Plum: Liver not Bigfoot purview
Mrs. P: It too farfetched
Col. Mustard: New site from 4PM, work fine all evening; wonder could subcutaneous kink occur at time other than during insertion/kachunk?
Wish remembered correction w. syringe option before correct w. pump in case Colonel Mustard. Now awake beyond lizard part of brain function. No way fall back to sleep after high level cognition (witness above). Cross fingers, check BG again 4AM.
Luckily, dinner guest offer Netflix stream suggestion for just such occasion: Horse Boy documentary autistic boy/adventuresome family travel Mongolia for ride horses & meet shamans.