Kind person in comment mention this lavash = good pizza base. Quick! Jack make for after school snack. 3.5g CHO/slice.
After School Miracle
Oven + pizza stone. Heat to 500F.
1 lavash: cut into 4 pieces. (Each piece = net 2 g CHO)
Spread 1T this sauce on each piece (=1.5g CHO per T)
Sprinkle on shredded cheese from a bag (=0g CHO) or cheese you shred yourself if you’re fancy, or ripped-up string cheese. I don’t think this crust could handle buffalo mozzarella
Slide on to the dangerously hot pizza stone. Bake until cheese melts
Eat. Love. They like it! They really like it!
(Bigfoot not taste this pizza because still bad cold, only drink lemon cayenne concoction from vegan health guru neighbor.)
No need send Bigfoot bouquet!
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