How T1 children learn healthcare, without too much afraid?
This week, Bigfoot attempt teach Bubs vital lesson “low blood sugar is an emergency; high blood sugar isn’t.” Try teach little bit re why, try explain maybe ketone could become emergency, but low BG very immediate problem. Try teach with talk. With give example. Bubs not seem absorb Bigfoot so wise lesson.
Evidence not absorb: so if you feel low, and you don’t have a meter handy, you should go ahead and eat sugar, because a low could make you very sick very fast. Bubs give horrified look/say No, that’s okay, I’d just wait until I could get to my tester.
Meanwhile, reader may not aware Bubs star improvisational comedy series Linda’s Secret. Linda’s Secret begin when embarrassed Bubs run out of room during Victoria’s Secret holiday tv advertisement. Re-enter room ask, Guys, what was that Linda’s Secret ad about? Strike Jack/Bigfoot/Bigfoot Spouse hilarious. BSpouse lay on thick, old-school Cranston accent, “Hi. I’m Linda. And this is my Secret.” (Nasal HOY. Oim LINder. An dthis iz MOY seeycrett.)
Now Bubs share esoteric knowledge via sporadic Linda’s Secret skits. Example for dinner: ketchup in glass bottle vs. plastic bottle audio less farty. I’m Linda. I love farting, and I want my ketchup to fart too. And that’s my secret. Example while sort laundry: how fold bra. I’m Linda. Put one bowl inside of the other and bunch in the strings. And that’s my secret for keeping your bras tidy. Example in bathroom: Always wipe thoroughly after going number two. I’m Linda, and I learned this secret the hard way.
Meanwhile, meanwhile, TODAY eccentric gift-giver surprise Bigfoot no holiday/reason. “I thought this swimsuit(1) would look magnificent on your exquisite figure(2). It’s brand new(3).” Pardon Bigfoot. Realize so rude look gift horse mouth. And yet. After gift giver leave, BF & BSpouse spend few moments dissect ridiculousness of gift:
(2) Bigfoot not exquisite figure AND definitely not exquisite to tune this suit: size 12/38″ bust
(3) Swimsuit no tags, obviously used, linty crotch-protective sticker placed cockeyed over pilly, wrinkled swimsuit crotch
Although Bigfoot complete bitch toward well-meaning, oblivious gift-giver, that not point here. Point is: Bubs absorb all. Hours later, Linda’s Secret performance begin.
Hi. I’m Linda. And this is my secret. I just love to buy used bathing suits and then go into Target to peel crotch stickers off of new bathing suits and put the crotch stickers on my collection of dirty old bathing suits. It’s so much fun. Don’t tell anyone. With your exquisite figure you should really learn Linda’s secrets. I tried this Speedo on with no underpants! Shhh. Just put a sticker on the penis area and no one will know.
Too bad Linda no secrets re hypoglycemic emergency. Now Bigfoot strategy teach hypo/hyper emergency priority = accidental-on purpose overhearage of facts. That Bigfoot secret.