Tiny, perverse slice New England society, no-microwave home some caché among other no-microwave home. Many no-microwave persons friends. When m-person ask no-m-person Why don’t you have a microwave? or How do you live without a microwave? Usually shrug modest our kitchen is too small but maybe intention little bit sinister: I’m sort of too good for a microwave. Today mark day Bigfoot interior monologue begin shop around new snobby self puff-up, leaning toward only buy preserved tomato in glass jar.
Impetus: friend make Bubs special bun. Recipe title “One Minute Muffin,” but it not muffin. Unless English muffin is intent. This more like crumpet. Paleo crumpet.
One net carb.
For Bigfoot, Paleo bread not very appetizing because mostly egg. Smell little funny. Bigfoot not able bring self taste. Approach trepidation, exactly opposite child development expert recommend for encourage child try new food. Mrs. Dreamboat made you a special kind of bun! That get Bubs curious. Slice, toast. After toast–look just like Wolferman’s English muffin. Butter. Raspberry jam.
Butter = 0g CHO/1T Jam = 8g CHO.
Kind friend make two for Bigfoot—one in microwave, one in traditional oven—for help decide if Bigfoot need microwave. Microwave Paleo Crumpet much better—look better. So tomorrow plan enter microwave club. Imagine feel happy send Bubs out into world belly full egg/almond flour instead Peanut Butter Puffins. Worth it.
Warning this bun: v. filling. Bubs + full-size adult friend try, not able eat entire bun one meal. Pre-bolus plan for half. (4g for 1/2 T raspberry jam, 1/2g for 1/2 bun. 4.5g CHO—exciting!) Bubs pack other half, take to beach, gobble up even though squashed/ugly. Think so delicious. Bigfoot skeptical because it basically scrambled egg disguised as bun. Maybe gather courage, taste one day.
For recipe, including chocolate cake variation (hurl?), follow link. (Same as above.)
In less self-absorb moment, Bigfoot remember Schuhmacher Family Miracle. This Sunday, September 2 = fast, pray, wish, hope, so much sad + scary, Meri huge faith. No amount low carb bun make cancer go away, just interesting for busy work when need break from reality.