Before diabetes times, everyone already know bagel pretty vile choice. Word on street one bagel is like four english muffins! Or it’s like eating a whole loaf of bread. Or you’d be better off having three doughnuts! Despite warning, Bigfoot continue consume bagel.
Main source trouble = bagel too big. Options: buy small bagel (but will be more like yucky soft bun), make small bagel (but not good choice in hurry) or make bakery bagel small w/goal eliminate as much bagel as can while leave behind delicious crust. (WPP.)
This instance, Bigfoot achieve half-size bagel by slice into three, throw center slice in sink. Then gut bagel, as popularized by California MILFs 1990’s. Toss guts in sink. Half its size! Exemplary.