On way out door (church) Bubs notice feel low. Already running few ticks late. (Reading this! Not cry; later read this.) While Bigfoot Spouse retrieve creel, Bigfoot decide might as well grasp opportunity make new tea. Bubs fumble/unbuckle creel. Test. 5-4-3-2-1: Error 5. Kettle boil. Retest. Pour water over tea during 5-4-3-2-1: 112. OK.
Now so late. Beyond normal Bigfoot family-style late. Bigfoot Spouse/Jack leave; spouse need be less egregiously late because Sunday school teacher. Bigfoot let tea steep. Plan was Bubs low, let tea steep while recover/retest. Instead 112. But not want waste delicious hot tea. Late, late, late.
Finally arrive Benefit Street (half hour late) (drinking tea); of course no parking space remain. Only can park Thayer Street. Five minute walk at least, longer because Bubs balance beam every slate-top semi-wall, climb every staircase, meet every dog. Bigfoot envision self enter Sunday school classroom mid-lesson, creel banging against hip here I am with my special needs! Sorry to interrupt!
Also this day plan first time Bubs count carbs Sunday school snack, administer own insulin. Vital part of plan was show up early, ask teacher about snack, read Cheez-It crackers label, see if teacher make pumpkin bread for treat again, write down assorted carb scenarios w/ Bubs. Can’t do if late.
So sunny. So pretty College Hill day. Tea so delicious.
BIGFOOT: Bubs, we’re really late
BIGFOOT: It’s not your fault
BIGFOOT: I think it might just be rude to go into class at this point. Want to just walk around, see if the bookstore is open?
BUBS: (Look of experiencing God’s grace crosses face and sunlight forms corona around head) Okay!
Bubs look for Star Wars books, iPads; Bigfoot try new rounded cap Precise V5 pens. Then Antonio’s thin-crisp crust pizza for 11:10AM lunch. (#79/guess 31g carbs/1.1u.) Holy prefer! Agree bookstore, sunny walk, pizza slice beat church/Sunday school.
For purgatory feeling, Bigfoot buy bag erythritol, bake alleged miracle one carb brownie. This despite commandment #1 church of Bigfoot: fake dessert = waste of life. Brownies look disgusting, feel rubbery, also $8.99 for 12 ounce bag erythritol. Have to let cool overnight for best result. (!?)
Also purchase Coconut Secret Raw Coconut Crystals and Coconut Secret Raw Coconut Nectar. These item less disgusting because real food, have carbs, etc. Benefit is lower glycemic index, also tasty like caramel (says Coconut Secret PR representative.) Also say When both of our parents suddenly became diabetic, my brother and I were deeply inspired…we were rewarded and blessed beyond our expectations, in our discovery of the many traditional products made from the wondrous coconut tree.