Pink Mini Club

Dream babysitter arrive: teen hockey star, Type 1 since age 8, attitude-free/sincere, little brother one year older than Jack. Show up w/ Monopoly game (credit card swipe machine version) under arm. Bigfoot hate Monopoly. Bubs love Monopoly.

Also: show Bubs hot pink One-Touch Mini. Bubs almost fall off of stool: I chose the pink one too! Bigfoot fumble through bag, so excited, barely can unzip, pull out pink meter. Not say but think See? See? Don’t you love us/want to babysit us all of the time/maybe give tennis lessons, maybe make our family your senior thesis? Instead say something stupid like what is it with you guys and your pink meters? Bubs: We want to show the world that pink isn’t just for girls. Babysitter: Yeah, I love to wear pink shirts in the summertime, right Bubs? Bubs: (silently makes note to self: ask for pink shirt.)

Bigfoot spouse thinking I wonder if he would go on vacation with us. Bigfoot thinking we need a bigger car. Also: this guy A SOPHOMORE! 2.5 years if Bigfoot play cards right. Try not act too eager. Not want scare away.

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10 responses to “Pink Mini Club

  1. You lucky bitch.

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  2. jess

    Fantastic. Pay him. Feed him. Buy movies for his xbox. Whatever it takes. Perfect.

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  3. jess

    I meant games for his xbox. I’m so old.

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    • Ha! I think our xbox is used for watching live broadcasts–it might be a DVD player, game system, and antenna in one. That thing is crazy. Or it could just make the Hulu show up on the television. We are so old. It’s fantastic!

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  4. I offered to pay him $15/hour. (Normal rate is $10 for high school babysitters here.)–He said “$10 is more than fair.” I am still paying him $15. I want him to get addicted to the lavish salary.

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  5. Oh. My. Gosh. Raddest story ever.

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  6. omfg this is AMAAAAZZZIIINGGGGG.

    BABY FIST PUMP!

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