Today it happen Bigfoot. Eskimo King. Soft ice cream, Twix bars smash-whirl. How many Twix? How many ounce ice cream? Bigfoot ask clerk, clerk recommend Bubs have “Only 8” brand soft-serve It tastes just as good as—almost like—ice cream! Bigfoot try explain Bubs can eat ice cream, just need know how much, by weight, in “Flurry” + amount of Twix. Not matter if “Only 8″ or normal ice cream, need know amount. So-Friendly Clerk say oh, I have no idea! Sensible Bigfoot ask, is it possible to find out? I guess I could ask the manager… Bigfoot say never mind, think the manager will say a number, and I won’t believe her anyway.
Reader, Small Flurry Eskimo King = 12 ounce Medium Blizzard Dairy Queen. This easy look up online. 96.4 carbs for DQ Oreo. Bigfoot round up: guess 100 carbs; Twix tiny hair more sugary than Oreo? Who know. Who care? Bigfoot guess correct! Or maybe guess wrong, but work out OK. Before Flurry, #83. Two hours after, #121.