Boys in back of car after Nerf Tag, complain one girl hog bullets/scream when other children try use.
BUBS: Do you think she has, you know…you know…I don’t know, special needs? (Say with tone most reserve for “anal fissures” or “truncated colon”)
JACK: I don’t know. Her parents won’t let her get any vaccines so maybe she’s autistic
BUBS: What?
BFOOT: Some people think vaccines have something in them that exacerbates their children’s autism
JACK: But I heard there’s no science to prove that
BFOOT: Well, parents like to figure out the reason why something has gone wrong with their children. Like how I think Bubs maybe got diabetes because he drank so much cow milk. Even though there’s not really science to prove it, I kind of think it might be true. People don’t like things to just be plain bad luck
BUBS: But it’s not like there’s something wrong with me
JACK: You have diabetes
BUBS: Yeah, but it’s not like it affects my social skills
(The end.)
fucking brilliant.
BTW, this is an artful blend of a girl hoarding bullets at nerf tag + another kid who can’t get vaccines <—I James Fryed it.
I know there are those no-vaccine people all around, I just don’t know any of them. Fascinating to take a stance like that and stick with it.
No vaccine people right over here. *raises hand*
Also, I can’t quit fucking laughing.