Not so appealing to the mother
Get coat pocket, swim bag, book bag ready. Bigfoot really not want be one mention chocolate not good hypoglycemia cure. That one more diabetes injustice. Bigfoot remain inexperienced, cavalier. Chocolate must have some benefit. Not as good as sugar packet/glucose tab, better than butter on rice cake or pepper jack cheese.
One TicTac: 0.5g
One M&M: 1g
One Skittle: 1.5g
One candy corn: 2g
In a perfect world, Cadbury Minieggs would SURPRISE! be found inside 1 of every 5 glucose tab jars
One Cadbury Miniegg: 2.5g
One Necco wafer: 3g*
One Starburst: 4.5g
One Hershey’s Kiss: 5g
One watermelon Jolly Rancher: 6g
One gummy worm: 7g
*irrelevant—no one eat Necco
you are a machine, woman!
My daughter carried unpaid-for Necco wafers out of CVS when she was about 3. When I realized what she did, I made her go back to the counter and apologize so we could pay. The cashier was lovely and let her keep the Neccos. When we left the store my daugter popped one in her mouth, and made the worst face (you can picture it- the exact face we all make when eating Necco wafers). I said, “See! That’s what it tastes like when you steal!” Cured forever of shoplifting (and eating Necco wafers)
poor little girl!! i remember the brown or purple is extra gross: cinnamon-licorice-cola in the worst proportions, and what makes it even worse is the novice might hope it’s going to be chocolate or grape.